26.4.09
Will Design for Money
Just found out that I will not be enlisting for National Service for another two months.
Anyone out there looking for a graphic designer/front-end web designer? I can work on a temporary basis up to mid-June this year. I’m based in Singapore but am open to working remotely. Am also able to start immediately.
So, do have a gander at my portfolio and feel free to drop me a line!
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6.4.09
“I feel like whether you like him or not, Bush seems like a fun guy. He’s that guy you invite to the barbecue because you know he’ll start the Wiffleball game – he’s like Wiffleball Tony. You’re like: “Yeah, Wiffleball Tony’s here! Alright, alright, this is cool!” And then one day somebody’s like: “We’re going to put Tony in charge of everything.” And I’m like: “We are?” I don’t know if that’s such a good idea, because he’s very competitive – he starts going to the neighbour’s lawn, challenging them to Wiffleball games. He’s like: “I hear you wanna play Wiffleball, bitches!” And they’re like: “We never said that.” But then he starts chucking hamburgers at them. We’re like: “Tony, what are you doing, man?” And he’s like: “They were going to chuck hamburgers at me!” But then it turns out they don’t even have hamburgers! They have hotdogs but they only throw them at each other, so it’s cool.”
—Comedian Mike Birbiglia on the former U.S. President, as heard on a Comedy Central special
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2.4.09
Meh
Be advised that today is April 1st in the U.S. (and elsewhere). The pranks I’ve seen so far have, unfortunately, been more annoying/lame than funny.
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“…MTV – you know, Music Television – they’re putting actual music videos back on their network. If it works Fox News says they’re gonna start doing actual news as well.”
—Craig Ferguson, as heard on The Late Late Show
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